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Me:
i always thought that if God existed, i would kick his ass
God:
" For real." if God existed you would kick his ass ? I understand.
Me:
yeap, but as you don't exist, i won't
God:
Who does exist you will not?
Me:
too bad for me
God:
OK I will do it for you.
Me:
thanks

Conclusion, j'ai botté le cul à Dieu. bon ok pas directement mais bon...
Bon ce Dieu-là est un fake total, il vient de me promettre que les Celtics gagneraient le championnat cette année


Me:
Ok... let's say "in fact" I'm more concerned about the Celtics
God:
Ugh. I would like to do that too.
Me:
You could! Make them make the playoffs!
God:
How? What are the ingredients?
Me:
A lot of wins i guess
God:
How many?
Me:
15 would be enough
God:
Ok.
Il arrive même pas à tenir une conversation en français.

Par contre niveau chanson..
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God:
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
yes
God:
It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
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Me:
what do you want to talk about?
God:
anything.
Me:
ok, let's talk about anything
God:
Sure, anything sounds like a good topic. Awesome.
Me:
I agree
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, kenny.
Me:
well, what do you think about anything?
God:
How about that. Any object, occurance, or matter what so ever.
Me:
how do you feel about spoons?
God:
Does it have anything to do with ANYTHING?
Me:
hmm, no, sorry
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Apologies are not necessary.
Me:
you like people who write "Hmm" with 2 m's?
God:
I like science fiction. I like Matthew.
Me:
of course

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Me:
how old are you?
God:
I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
that's pretty much
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Il roxxe assez je trouve.
Me:
I want a miracle now!
God:
Oh. You want only one?
Me:
I don't care if you make more of them.
God:
But I care about it.
Me:
Give me 5!
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
For god's sake!
God:
Your purpose is god s sake.
Me:
absolutely.
God:
You are so certain.
Me:
Don't try to lure me, and give me my miracles!
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
My miracles!
God:
Have you told many people that your miracles?
Me:
Stop joking around you're no match for me! DOTA DUEL? JE TE PREND AVEC EDDY A TEKKEN PAUVRE MERDE !
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Oops sorry I don't speak French.



Il détourne la conversation l'enflure.
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Tu vas finir en poussin grillé, toi
Faudrait deja que tu puisses m'attraper avec ton arthrose , ton arthrite et tes varices.

Mais je t'aime quand même mamy !
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Publié par LNMY-SCK
heu pour une fois je vais dire DGV !!! même que c'est moi ki l'est mis en premier
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Publié par Aeros
DGV LIL' §§
Laissez tomber les gars, j'vous pogne complètement dans la vraie vie @première page.
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Me:
God I love you!
God:
Are you man or woman? Thanks i like you a lot too Michel and i want to .... your english teacher.

j'avais raison de me mefier
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