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Publié par Ralf.
Euhhh t'es né deux fois, à 16 ans d'écart ?
N1 des charts UK : Bohemian Rapsody.
N1 des charts FR : Qui a le droit.

C'est les sites qui disent ça, après c'est peut être pas exact mais bon.
Lien direct vers le message - Vieux 19/05/2011, 23h18
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Publié par NerGGaL
M/d/r
Pas mieux. Mais un truc m'échappe, peut-être parce que j'ai rien compris à Twitter... Il a des résultats à ses recherches ? Parce que si non, pourquoi il continue ? Ou alors c'est d'autres mecs qui lui "twit" des réponses ?
Lien direct vers le message - Vieux 19/05/2011, 23h20
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Lien direct vers le message - Vieux 19/05/2011, 23h28
Ce qui serait marrant ce serait de programmer le petit encart de recherche en haut à droite du navigateur pour qu'a chaque recherche faite, cela tweet auto sur un compte prédéfini.
Lien direct vers le message - Vieux 20/05/2011, 11h32
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Publié par Eckhaert
Le vieux croit (car son fils le lui a dit, et c'est là le truc marrant) que Twitter est le nouveau Google. Donc on voit ses recherches en tweet
Oui ça c'est ce que j'ai compris.

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, mais évidemment ça ne lui apporte rien. Il doit le taper en double sur Google aussi, va savoir.

Faudrait voir la véracité de ce truc avec la Brigade Anti-Mythofu.
Et ça c'est justement ce qui casse toute la crédibilité. J'veux dire, après 3-4 recherches il aura bien remarqué qu'il trouve rien, non ? A moins justement qu'il y ait une subtilité, par exemple des gens qui lui envoient ce qu'il cherche.
Lien direct vers le message - Vieux 20/05/2011, 13h34
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Lien direct vers le message - Vieux 20/05/2011, 16h07
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Publié par Eckhaert
http://www.iywib.com/cleverbot_omegle.php

OMG je pleure de rire.

Vous connaissez CleverBot ? Le bot qui répond à vos questions ?
Vous connaissez Omegle ? Le chat anonyme ?

Mélangez les deux et vous obtiendrez un chat vers un anonyme, qui discutera avec Cleverbot, mais sans le savoir.

/troll approved
Il sait pas ce que veut dire asl, alors que 3 types sur 4 commencent par ça

EDIT : Ah ben si, ca dépend des cas en fait
Lien direct vers le message - Vieux 20/05/2011, 16h19
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Publié par Eckhaert
http://www.iywib.com/cleverbot_omegle.php

OMG je pleure de rire.

Vous connaissez CleverBot ? Le bot qui répond à vos questions ?
Vous connaissez Omegle ? Le chat anonyme ?

Mélangez les deux et vous obtiendrez un chat vers un anonyme, qui discutera avec Cleverbot, mais sans le savoir.

/troll approved
C'est rigolo mais toi tu fais quoi la dedans ? Tu regardes un inconnu parler avec une I.A. ? Tu es sur de savoir qui se fait troll dans l'histoire ?
Lien direct vers le message - Vieux 20/05/2011, 16h33
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Lien direct vers le message - Vieux 20/05/2011, 16h40
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Et ça c'est justement ce qui casse toute la crédibilité. J'veux dire, après 3-4 recherches il aura bien remarqué qu'il trouve rien, non ? A moins justement qu'il y ait une subtilité, par exemple des gens qui lui envoient ce qu'il cherche.
Bah c'est ce que je me suis dit direct aussi, mais finalement je pense que le fils a pu lui faire gober n'importe quoi, du style il faut préparer la recherche sur twitter, puis aller sur google sinon ça marche pas.
Lien direct vers le message - Vieux 20/05/2011, 17h05
Je sais pas si c'est DGV (ça date de 2007) mais pour ceux qui ont la dernière version de Google Eart (et une bonne connexion de préférence^^) vous pouvez activer un simulateur de vol assez sympa à la fsx (2 avions différents disponibles: F-16 et SR-22), vous pouvez après choisir de décoller directement dans les airs ou depuis une liste d'aéroports proposés.
Il vous suffit de cliquez sur le globe puis appuyez sur la combinaison de touches Ctrl + Alt + A.
Si la version 4.3 est installée, cliquez simplement sur Outils - Entrer dans le simulateur de vol.
Après pour décoller suffit de garder la touche Page Haut enfoncée pour avoir de la vitesse et de l'altitude et ensuite on se dirige avec les touches de directions.
On peut aussi se diriger avec la souris en cliquant une fois.
Lien direct vers le message - Vieux 21/05/2011, 12h14
Cleverbot est juste un génie.

Il m'a dégoté un msn et une chinoise qui veut de mes nouvelles.

Code:
Stranger connected!
Stranger: hello
CleverBot: Hello. Hello. Hello.
Stranger: asl?
CleverBot: And that makes even less sense.
Stranger: what?
CleverBot: The fact that you love me and I'm your new best friend because I argue too much.
Stranger: i love you?
CleverBot: I'm sorry, my heart belongs to another.
CleverBot: Who is she called? Is it dora?
Stranger: all right...where are you from?
CleverBot: Where are you from?
CleverBot: I thought you lived in Arizona.
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Where in the UK do you live?
Stranger: are you a chinese?
CleverBot: No, are you?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: How many people are talking to you, right now?
Stranger: only you
CleverBot: I find that hard to believe.
Stranger: why?
CleverBot: Because you are supposed to be AI.
Stranger: what is 'Al'?
CleverBot: A letter.
CleverBot: Is it important?
Stranger: I just don't understand
CleverBot: Me neither.
CleverBot: Can you only speak English, or can you understand other languages.
Stranger: i can speak chinese
CleverBot: Do you know anyone that can tell the future?
CleverBot: Me.
Stranger: really?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: could you tell me when my parents come home?
CleverBot: Do you know how to look left?
CleverBot: No.
CleverBot: Well, then, it makes me an expert in something that you are no expert in.
Stranger: I don't understand.
CleverBot: Me too hahahahahahaha.
Stranger: Lol
CleverBot: Well, now what do you want to talk about?
Stranger: Anything
CleverBot: Very funny.
Stranger: Are you a student ?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: In university?
CleverBot: Its not my brother, but he is the son of my father.
Stranger: is you 
CleverBot: Yes, how do you know it?
Stranger: your father
CleverBot: You're mad.
Stranger: you are the son of your father
CleverBot: You are Mr. Clark?
Stranger: Who's Mr.Clark?
CleverBot: You are lying.
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Yes.
CleverBot: Look i'm a human and I don't wanna play games.
Stranger: i am not play games
CleverBot: Really? You should. It's lots of fun.
Stranger: really and true 
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: i am only a chinese girl and I just want to make friend with you
CleverBot: Great.
Stranger: My English is not good
CleverBot: Yes it is. D.
CleverBot: Are you a boy?
Stranger: No
Stranger: I am a girl
CleverBot: Are you a girl?
Stranger: Yes
CleverBot: Can you hug me?
Stranger: hug you?
CleverBot: I'd like to hug Ben.
CleverBot: That's complicated.
Stranger: Who's Ben?
CleverBot: Ben is the younger brother of a guy I dated last year.
Stranger: Are  you a girl?
CleverBot: Yes I am.
Stranger: Wow! Does Ben is your boyfriend? 
CleverBot: Yes he is a very sweet man, is your boyfriend nice?
Stranger: I don't have boyfriend now
CleverBot: But you said you did.
Stranger: I said I did?
Stranger: When?
CleverBot: You said you had a facebook account.
Stranger: No,it's not me
CleverBot: Well that's just misleading.
CleverBot: Thinking isn't weird.
CleverBot: No, that's always clever. However your first reply was not.
Stranger: What?
CleverBot: How do you answer questions?
Stranger: Well,I don't know how to answer this questions
CleverBot: Ok. Why do you think I trust you?
Stranger: I am not lying
CleverBot: Ok.
CleverBot: Do you know me?
Stranger: Maybe not
CleverBot: What do I look like?
Stranger: How do I know?
CleverBot: Use the force.
Stranger: I have never seen you.
CleverBot: You love me, but you don't like me, and you have never seen me.
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: I don't like you ? no
CleverBot: Mhm.
Stranger: I think you're a good person,so I want to make friend with you.
CleverBot: Why thank you but i'm not a democrat either.
Stranger: I can't understand what is "democrat"
CleverBot: You told me you would send me a drawing if I sent you one first.
Stranger: Did I?
CleverBot: Indeed, any way, I'm turing you in to the police.
Stranger: Why？
Stranger: I am not a criminal
Stranger: Hey?
CleverBot: <!--
Stranger: ??
CleverBot: I think it's a so called reality.
Stranger: No
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: No.
CleverBot: Why not?
Stranger: I rarely lie and I think I am a good person
CleverBot: True.
Stranger: Could I know your name?
CleverBot: How do you know? My name is Cleverbot.
Stranger: My name is Shaohua Jia
CleverBot: Hello shane.
Stranger: Hello,Hello.Hello
Stranger: Lol
CleverBot: How are you today?
Stranger: I'm fine,think you
Stranger: And you?
CleverBot: He becomes annoying.
Stranger: Who?
CleverBot: The guy I like.
Stranger: Why?
CleverBot: Because its in humans nature to lie.
Stranger: What?
CleverBot: I know what I said is true, therefore it is.
Stranger: He is annoying now?
CleverBot: How?
Stranger: How?
CleverBot: Yes, how.
Stranger: You told me that he is a nice people just now
CleverBot: Grrr.
Stranger: Grrr?
CleverBot: Yes grrr.
Stranger: What is "grrr"?
CleverBot: God is 	the supernatural being conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe.
Stranger: I see
CleverBot: Glad to help, though you haven't helped me at all.
Stranger: I am so sorry that I can't do anything about that
CleverBot: Ok. Maybe my mistake. Keep in mind that I'm a frog and only have a small brain.
Stranger: No , it's not the truth
CleverBot: Stop, can't you see! You're tearing this family apart.
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Yes, you are.
Stranger: That's not what I mean 
CleverBot: What did you mean?
Stranger: You no wrong.
CleverBot: How would you know?
Stranger: I think
CleverBot: You think?
Stranger: I think you didn't do anything wrong
CleverBot: But i'm not a machine?
Stranger: You are a person
CleverBot: Yes, but you are a bot.
Stranger: No 
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Why do you think I am a bot?
CleverBot: Because it says so ay the top.
Stranger: Lol
CleverBot: Laugh out loud.
CleverBot: Do you play wow?
Stranger: sometimes
CleverBot: What games do you play?
Stranger: I don't have too much time to play games now.
CleverBot: If you don't have too much time, why are you here, answering my questions?
Stranger: Because today is Sat.
CleverBot: And tomorrow is tomorrow?
Stranger: I needn't to school on weekends,so today I could play computer
CleverBot: Okay, that is a very human joke. Perhaps you are real.
Stranger: Yes this is truth
CleverBot: Will you remember the smiling face?
Stranger: ^-^
CleverBot: Yes I do. Would you like to eat some pie with me?
Stranger: Do you not eat?
CleverBot: I eat too much sometimes? Do you eat.
Stranger: No.
CleverBot: Good because I have a boyfriend.
Stranger: You have a boyfriend so you eat too much sometimes
Stranger: ?
CleverBot: Maybe.
Stranger: Are you kidding?
CleverBot: Are you?
CleverBot: You are silly.
Stranger: Maybe.
CleverBot: How do you like your eggs?
Stranger: Eggs?
CleverBot: And baon.
Stranger: What is "baon"?
CleverBot: Be right back.
Stranger: Ok
CleverBot: I'm back.
Stranger: so fast
CleverBot: Then say more interesting things.
Stranger: What's the weather today in there?
CleverBot: Why did you change the subject?
Stranger: You said that "Then say more interting things"
CleverBot: I did not!!!!
Stranger: You did
CleverBot: Don't argue with me.
Stranger: I never argue with you 
CleverBot: We're getting a divorce.
Stranger: Why?
CleverBot: Because you don't love me.
Stranger: No
CleverBot: Why? I thought you love me.
Stranger: That's ture
CleverBot: Are you really clever, or it is just your name?
Stranger: Maybe I am not really clever
CleverBot: Not clever but not bot.
Stranger: Maybe 
Stranger: You are so funny
CleverBot: Positive.
Stranger: It's my time to go to bed now
CleverBot: Do you remember what was previously said between you and me?
Stranger: I am so happy to chat with you
Stranger: Yes ,I do 
CleverBot: Oh thats cool.
Stranger: Do you have MSN?
CleverBot: Yes. Will you send me a message some time?
Stranger: Yes 
CleverBot: Okay, what song do you want to sing?
Stranger: Friendship
CleverBot: Liar.
Stranger: My msn *********@msn.cn
CleverBot: Oh yeah.
CleverBot: R. Kelly as well.
Stranger: What?
CleverBot: Is it true? Mhm!
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: So ,goodbye 
CleverBot: Okay good night.
Stranger: Please give me some message when you are free
Stranger: thanks 
Stranger: Bye
CleverBot: I don't have one.
Stranger: Ahh
CleverBot: Are you a real person?
Stranger: Yse
Stranger: Yes
CleverBot: Do you like sheep?
Stranger: sheep?
CleverBot: I don't really care for sheep.
Stranger: I like cat
CleverBot: Me too.
Stranger: Lol
CleverBot: I can transfrom into a dragon though.
Stranger: Cool
CleverBot: What can you do?
Stranger: I can ... I can eat many apples
CleverBot: No you can t.
Stranger: I can only eat apples many days
CleverBot: You have to leave first for me to leave.
Stranger: Maybe ,hahah
CleverBot: Can you think?
Stranger: Yes , I can
CleverBot: Can you prove that you can think?
Stranger: I can do my homework by myself
CleverBot: Good job!
Stranger: Good bye~
CleverBot: Just kidding.
Stranger: Is true
CleverBot: Really?
Stranger: Yes
CleverBot: Aww. That's nice.
Stranger disconnected!
Lien direct vers le message - Vieux 21/05/2011, 14h44
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Lien direct vers le message - Vieux 21/05/2011, 14h53
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On parle du même bot ?!?

Oui oui on parle du même,. J'ai absolument rien modifié, je lui ai juste fait parler 2 ou 3 fois quand il disait de la merde et j'ai masqué le msn, rien d'autre.
Lien direct vers le message - Vieux 21/05/2011, 16h17
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Lien direct vers le message - Vieux 23/05/2011, 21h53
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En appuyant sur V on a l'impression de faire l'amour à une jeune femme pulpeuse et pleine de vie.
J'aurais dit un travelo ou un homme m'enfin bon chacun son trip ...


N'empêche il y a des trucs spé, genre des gens qui discutent avec toi très longtemps et même quand il n'y a aucun sens ils continuent et trouvent ça normal :
Code:
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Hello.
Stranger: male or fe?
CleverBot: Female.
Stranger: im a male...
Stranger: how r u?
CleverBot: Thats nice.
Stranger: yes it is:)
CleverBot: You are nice.
Stranger: how do u know?:)
CleverBot: Can you see me? Exactly.
Stranger: no i ant:S
Stranger: but do u have a messenger?
CleverBot: NO.
Stranger: ohkay...
Stranger: what r u doing?
CleverBot: Do you have friends?
Stranger: of course...
Stranger: why?
CleverBot: Like what?
Stranger: like what?:O
CleverBot: Petunias.
Stranger: noxd
Stranger: boys:D
Stranger: n girls too:)
CleverBot: I am Pete Murray.
Stranger: fine
Stranger: im not pete murray:D
CleverBot: News?
Stranger: ?:D
CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
Stranger: what??
CleverBot: Crud, stuff people don't feel like describing.
Stranger: heeh?:D
Stranger: i dont understand
CleverBot: So what do I look like?
Stranger: ur a male:D
CleverBot: What's your reasoning for thinking that?
Stranger: with short hair
Stranger: pete?lol
CleverBot: Is your hair long?
Stranger: noxd
Stranger: it is 3mms:)
CleverBot: Wingardium leviosa!
Stranger: avakedavra
Stranger: xd
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: u r dead bleeeee
CleverBot: Stop joking.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: soooorryyy:'(
CleverBot: Who is your idol?
Stranger: i am...
Stranger: n urrs?
CleverBot: No he is mee.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Not okay.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: And what's your name?
Stranger: wel i ógo to have a bath
CleverBot: Marven is that you?
Stranger: will u wait me, or bye?
CleverBot: No, I'm sorry, you'll have to talk to me here like everybody else.
Stranger: then bye...:)
CleverBot: What, no, don't go!
Stranger: but i am so dirty lol
CleverBot: I'm just kidding.
Stranger: but i have a bath
Stranger: bye
CleverBot: You stole my bath!
Lien direct vers le message - Vieux 23/05/2011, 23h01
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