[Mothra]

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Publié par Daerile / Kahn Lusth

Ou la pire de toutes :

"Pensez vous que les gens parmis la liste suivante devraient être maltraités publiquement? (les gays, les Africains, etc etc....)"
-Oui toute la liste
-1 ou 2 dans la liste
-Aucun

Il y a des americains qui maltraitent les femmes qui subissent une IVG, et qui en plus n'ont pas peur de le revendiquer. La question te parrait purement rétorique et stupide, mais c'est parce que tu consideres que la seule réponse acceptable est aucun, alors que certain ne le considerent pas ainsi, et la qeustion detecte justement ceux qui en considerent pas que "aucun" est le seul choix possible.

[Lost in Translation]

et de 201 réponses.

Un sacré score pour ce qui n'est rien d'autre à la base qu'un test, serieux ou pas d'ailleurs.
Un score de jolien quoi.

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Publié par Mothra

Parmis les expatriés on trouve le général de gaulles, il n'y a donc pas de probleme avec ce genre de reponse au test

On trouve aussi Rudolf Hess.

[BigBro]

Je le serais devenu, surement, oui.
D'ailleurs je voue un culte a Hitler dans mon armoire, et je vends des croix gammés a mes amis.

Patapay, jeuh rigoleuh
...

/edit Quelques smileys pour les modos

[katana castaka]

J'ai fait le test sérieusement. Cela reflète quelque peu mon caractère.

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The SS Officer
Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 59% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Opportunistic, self-centered and attracted to powerful leadership, you are the SS Officer. Had you lived in Germany in the 30's and 40's, you would've been a stain on crust of the Earth, a beast. You would've terrorized all who opposed you: not for Germany itself, but for your beloved Nazi party. Sadly, you exceeded reasonable levels on 2 out of 3 indicators on my test. Auf vedersehen!

Conclusion: you are the creme of the Hitler Youth.

[Aenelia]

The Cardinal
You scored 55% Cardinal, 28% Monk, 41% Lady, and 40% Knight!
You are the real power behind the throne. No one dares dispute or refuse you. Which is good because that's how you get things done. You are also, however, completely corrupt and highly immoral. This doesn't bother you in the least as you lounge around your rich comfortable surroundings, reveling in wealth and authority.

[Lost in Translation]

Tiens c'est quel test ca?

[Aenelia]

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Publié par Clayton Jones

Tiens c'est quel test ca?

Celui-ci http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?te...36052692681167

[Lost in Translation]

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The Lord
You scored 18% Cardinal, 51% Monk, 47% Lady, and 62% Knight!
You are of the intellectual breed and yet you are also very interested in war. You are of the aristocracy and head the cavalry a safe distance from the carnage of the front lines. You believe in defeating your enemy with not only might, but also wit.
You scored high as both the Monk and the Knight. You can try again to get a more precise description of either the Monk or the Knight, or you can be happy that you're an individual.

[WiX]

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The Paladin
You scored 28% Cardinal, 33% Monk, 52% Lady, and 78% Knight!
You are highly moral but also don't shy away from using force if your lord commands it. You are honourable to the point that you would readily sacrifice yourself for a noble cause. Your name will be the subject of tales and song for generations, however their concentration will be less on your deeds in life as on your martyrdom.

You scored high as both the Knight and the Lady. You can try again to get a more precise description of the Knight or the Lady, or you can be happy that you're an individual.

C'est bon ça?

[Soroya]

Premier test j'aurais été "Der Pig", ce que je conçois parfaitement, sûrement pas nazi, encore moins resistant, ma gueule d'abord et advienne que pourra.

Au XVeme siècle, j'aurais été un moine

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You live a peaceful, quiet life. Very little danger comes you way and you live a long time. You are wise and modest, but also stagnant. You have little comfort, little food and have taken a vow of silence. But who needs chatter when just sitting in the cloister of your abbey with The Good Book makes you perfectly content.

Leave me Alone en gros

[Dr. Gregory House]

Bien ce site pour pécho pour un soir. Faut juste pas avoir peur de payer le ticket pour les States.

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Irrespectueux envers la population Allemande de l'époque, j'ai du mal à voir des gens s'autoproclamer "résistant" genre "oue moi les nazis j'les prend par pack de 12 et je leur montre s'ke say la justice et tout à ces gros enfoirés de leur maman"50 ans apres, sans tenir compte ne serait ce qu'une demie seconde du contexte historique, c'est du foutage de gueule.

Assez d'accord, c'est toujours drole de voir des gens venir fièrement se proclamer Resistants 60 ans plus tard bien au chaud derrière le PC, en ayant fait un test alakon et sans tenir compte du contexte.

[WiX]

Bon résumons:

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Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 71% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

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70% SCIENTIFIC INTUITION and
70% EMOTIONAL INTUITION
The graph on the right represents your place in Intuition 2-Space. As you can see, you scored above average on emotional intuition and above average on scientific intuition. (Weirdly, your emotional and scientific intuitions are equally strong.)

Your Emotional Intuition score is a measure of how well you understand people, especially their unspoken needs and sympathies. A high score score usually indicates social grace and persuasiveness. A low score usually means you're good at Quake.

Your Scientific Intuition score tells you how in tune you are with the world around you; how well you understand your physical and intellectual environment. People with high scores here are apt to succeed in business and, of course, the sciences.

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GRYFFINDOR!
You scored 28% Slytherin, 8% Ravenclaw, 52% Gryffindor, and 28% Hufflepuff!
You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart.

Gryffindors are known for their courage, audacity, and devotion to what is good and honest.

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The Paladin
You scored 28% Cardinal, 33% Monk, 52% Lady, and 78% Knight!
You are highly moral but also don't shy away from using force if your lord commands it. You are honourable to the point that you would readily sacrifice yourself for a noble cause. Your name will be the subject of tales and song for generations, however their concentration will be less on your deeds in life as on your martyrdom.

You scored high as both the Knight and the Lady. You can try again to get a more precise description of the Knight or the Lady, or you can be happy that you're an individual.

Le bilan docteur?

[Hanny Drocéphale]

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Publié par WiX

Le bilan docteur?

Tu va mourir vierge(1) torturé(2) par un député UMP(3), comme quoi être malin à 70% ne suffit pas :'(



1. Paladin
2. Resistant
3. J'avais rien trouvé pour griffondor :/

[Rhyu]

moi j'aurai fait le heros et je serais mort comme un con

[Sonata Arctica]

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The Harlequin
You scored 47% Cardinal, 30% Monk, 41% Lady, and 45% Knight!
You are a mystery, a jack-of-all-trades. You have the king's ear, but also listen to murmurings of the common folk. You believe in the value of force and also literature. Truly you are the puzzlement of the age.

<o/

[Eros.N]

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Publié par Hanny Drocéphale

Tu va mourir vierge(1) torturé(2) par un député UMP(3), comme quoi être malin à 70% ne suffit pas :'(

mais lol

[Mothra]

Tient j'en ai eu un que personne n'avait eu encore

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The Prioress
You scored 28% Cardinal, 51% Monk, 55% Lady, and 45% Knight!
You are a moral person and are also highly intellectual. You like your solitude but are also kind and helpful to those around you. Guided by a belief in the goodness of mankind you will likely be christened a saint after your life is over.

You scored high as both the Lady and the Monk. You can try again to get a more precise description of either the Monk or the lady, or you can be happy that you're an individual.

[Abricot a bouclettes]

En faisant les tests deux fois à la suite, j'suis passé de Moine sociopathe qui s'en foutait de ce qu'il se passait pendant la guerre de 39 à un Lord Intéligent qui aurait été expatrié


a mon avis Mothra, vu le thème du test je ne pense pas qu'ils aient pris le temps de fouiller aussi bien les réponses.

[Grosquick]

Vous auriez été nazi...

[Petitpoisvert]

The Harlequin
You scored 42% Cardinal, 43% Monk, 35% Lady, and 37% Knight!
You are a mystery, a jack-of-all-trades. You have the king's ear, but also listen to murmurings of the common folk. You believe in the value of force and also literature. Truly you are the puzzlement of the age.

[Grosquick]

Hahaaaa !

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The Knight
You scored 44% Cardinal, 30% Monk, 47% Lady, and 54% Knight!
You are the hero. Brave and bold. You are strong and utterly selfless. You are also a pawn to your superiors and will be lucky if you live very long. If you survive the Holy wars you are thrust into you will be praised for your valor and opportunities both romantic and financial will become available to you.

[La Brume]

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Publié par WiX

Le bilan docteur?

Que tu devrais jouer au loto si tu arrives à choisir aussi bien tes réponses.

81% au zombie survivor test, mon préféré. 94% en y allant bourrin. FED IS THE WAY.

Expatrié sinon.

[Rhyu]

mothra dsl mais que tu sois cultivée ça change rien

[Kurd]

The Lord
You scored 18% Cardinal, 58% Monk, 50% Lady, and 54% Knight!