[Minstrel < *]

Bon tout le monde parle de CS, mais perso, j'ai jamais fait et j'n'y tiens pas du tout.

Sur les forums daoc us, un mec a posté des fake séances de CS ou il fait n'importe quoi, j ai trouvé ca tres drole...

PS: c'est en anglais, et pas un anglais tres académique, donc si ce post est pas fermé avant demain, je commencerai la traduction, ca en vaut bien le coup

http://www.sreality.org/bloodcyber.html

[Ryoh/Rhanthamplan]

osef??

[~ Psalmatic ~]

PTDR !!!!! x)

/add to bookmarks

Citation :

Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja: Fuck am I hard now.

ce mec est devenu mon idole

[Diesel]

Grave Mais en lisant bien c'est vraiment trop "cliché" quand même...

Oh oui oh oui, je te *bip* et *bip*...

Un peu comme dans le père Noël est une ordure avec Marie-Thérèse qui se fait insulter via le téléphone

[Ekios]

Excelentes parodies, poilade garanties a qui sait les lires et surtout les comprendre ...

Ekios, qui a adoré le pizzayolo et la séquence légume

[Tenacious]

mdr

[Fromhell]

mdr trop bien

[Geawin]

y a des pointures !

[Seymka]

j'ai même pas lu, ca craint le "cyber sex"

[ide_]

ahahahaa écroulé par celui ou il fait le wanded HARRRR

omg mdr =p

[Touf]

Citation :

Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja: How did you know?
Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fuck?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shit
DirtyKate: Fuck

[Smok]

[Anakz]

mdr

[Anthz <3 Mareen]

Beaucoup de "fuck" quand même, je sais pas si ce post va perdurer.

[Lappeau]

très tres bon !!
ça fait du bien de si bon matin

[Milka]

[ilidris]

splendide ce mec est un grand malade ou alors il a un sens de l'humour bien pervers

[Wifi Bee]

Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.


...


Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.



MERDUM ME SUIS FAIT CAPTER AU BOULOT A FORCE DE ME MARRER !!
m'en tape je suis le boss de l'informatique ici alors ils peuvent rien me dire


Edit : HAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR !!!

[Aeros]

Enorme, je me suis bien marré

[wally]

erf mdr


par contre au debut avec le titre du topic je pensais que c'etait sur counter strike

enfin ca ma bien fait rire qd meme

ce mec est mon 2 eme dieu

( apres Ymir bien entendu ^^ )

[Grotougne]

C'est bien graveleux mais j'avoue avoir copieusement ri.


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[Hellscreamer]

purée fermez moi ce post j'en chiale mdrr

je suis obligé de faire des pauses entre 2lectures sinon je vais me faire capter au bureau

j'adore le passage où il se la joue mage !

"King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics"

expldrr

[Ciseaux]

J'avais déjà lu ça il y a longtemps, mais c'est toujours aussi bon.

Par contre, je me demande combien de temps ça restera ici avant d'être téléporté sur le Bar.

[Shayour]

j ai adoré mdr ... Le pire c est que la plupart des femmes sont OK jusqu a ce qu il deconne toutal, jsuis mdr en le lisant

[| Ak3LA |]

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Citation :

Fil déplacé; en provenance de Daoc Général.