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lezebulon · 17/04/2006, 02h45

http://moviesbytheminute.blogspot.com/

J'ai trouvé ça excellent

En gros c'est un résumé "comique" de pas mal de film américains, récents ou pas, et je suis OLOLMDR depuis bien 20 min dessus

Par contre c'est en anglais

Crocrodil · 17/04/2006, 02h54

Forrest Gump :

Citation :

BUBBA
I like shrimp.
(dies)

lol Très bon. Voir Titanic, Thirteen et Speed aussi

lezebulon · 17/04/2006, 03h06

Armageddon

Citation :

BRUCE WILLIS
I'll do it. But first I'll construct a small film studio so I can say goodbye to my daughter.

(He does. It is touching. The Drillers/Comedians/Astronauts take off, leaving him with the nuke. He blows the asteroid in two. Earth is saved.)

EVERYONE ON EARTH (before they possibly could have learned the news)
Hooray!!!

Minority report

:

Citation :

TOM CRUISE
Oh no, I'm going to be caught! What should I do?

STEVEN SPIELBERG
We're about to lose the male 11-15 crowd. Do cool action movie stunts.

(Tom Cruise becomes the Rocketeer and dances around with a jetpack.)

Ov_ · 17/04/2006, 04h35

je pensais que ca parlerait de ca http://www.angryalien.com/

Grahald Mills / Popu · 17/04/2006, 10h36

Pas mal

Nargrim/Rico · 17/04/2006, 11h16

Will Hunting.

Citation :

PROFESSOR SWEDE
You're smart. Why are you a janitor?

MATT DAMON
Because I'm also a bad boy, motherfucker.

PROFESSOR SWEDE
I detect you have emotional problems. Go see friendly therapist, Robin Williams.

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DR. ROBIN WILLIAMS
Hello, Will.

MATT DAMON
I hate you, you stupid fucking quack.

DR. ROBIN WILLIAMS
My wife farted in bed.

MATT DAMON
I love you.

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(Matt Damon is at a bar with preppy college students and Minnie Driver.)

PREPPY COLLEGE STUDENT
Blah blah blah Karl Marx blah blah blah Jean Paul Sartre blah blah blah Thomas Hobbes...

(Minnie Driver is not impressed. Matt Damon begins to talk like the Architect in The Matrix. Now Minnie Driver is impressed.)

MATT DAMON (to Preppy College Student)
I got her number. How do you like them apples?

PREPPY COLLEGE STUDENT
She looks like a man. How do you like them apples?

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MINNIE DRIVER
Will, I love you.

MATT DAMON
And I hate you.

(Minnie Driver leaves.)

MATT DAMON
Was it something I said?

Argas · 17/04/2006, 11h16

Sympa. J'ai un peu de mal pour comprendre le sens de certaines phrases, mais dans l'ensemble j'adore.

Dieu Suprême · 17/04/2006, 13h40

Très bon

J'ai bien aimé Shining et Titanic

**Quild** · 17/04/2006, 13h45

Ils en rajoutent de temps en temps, mais à la base, c'est super connu sur le bar j'crois ^^. (voire même dans un persistant si j'avais pas la flemme de chercher).

Gutss · 17/04/2006, 16h51

Je préfère Scarface en 1.30m : http://www.abrutis.com/video.php?id=1324

IsenX · 17/04/2006, 17h00

Dur dur c'est quand meme de l'anglais pas a la portée de tout le monde

17/04/2006, 17h08

Celui de Speed overroxe.

Code:

Speed

Code:

Staring: Big Bus, Big Bomb, and Big Explosion
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POLICE CAPTAIN
Chief, I have some bad news. A madman's placed a bomb on a moving bus, and it'll explode if the bus slows below 50 mph.

POLICE CHIEF
My God! Quick, call in the Justice Department, FBI, FEMA—

POLICE CAPTAIN
No need, Chief. I put my two best cops on the case: Ted from Bill and Ted and Harry from Dumb and Dumber.

POLICE CHIEF
We're fucked.

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(Ted boards a moving bus.)

TED (to the passengers)
Attention, everyone, I'm a cop. Now, I don't want to alarm you, but there's a bomb on this bus.

DIVERSE GROUP OF MULTIETHNIC PASSENGERS (very alarmed)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

TED
Okay, who here is playing the comic relief/love interest?

SANDRA BULLOCK (from the back)
Me.

TED
You're sitting too far away. I can't oggle your body from back there. Here, come up front and drive the bus.

BUS DRIVER
Excuse me...are you sure? I mean, I've been trained to handle a vehicle of this size and—

TED
You go shush now!

(Bus Driver gets shot, and Sandra Bullock takes his place.)

SANDRA BULLOCK
I should warn you, I don't have a license.

TED
Yes, but on the plus side, you have boobs.

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HARRY
I'm going to arrest the bomber now.

POLICE CAPTAIN
Okay.

(Harry and various cops arrive at the bomber's house.)

RANDOM COP
Wait! We probably shouldn't go inside. See that flashing red light connected to that metal box with wires sticking out of it?

HARRY
Yeah?

RANDOM COP
Might be a bomb.

HARRY
Shut up, rookie. Besides, a blinking red light on a bomb would mean it hasn't been set yet. You know, like a VCR.

RANDOM COP
Uh, are you sure?

HARRY
Positive.
(goes inside)

(BOOM.)

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SANDRA BULLOCK
So, are you going to help us off the bus?

TED
Can't. It'll blow.

SANDRA BULLOCK
Well, are you going to diffuse the bomb?

TED
Can't. It'll blow.

SANDRA BULLOCK
So what should we do?

TED
Um...drive faster.

SANDRA BULLOCK
That's it?!

TED
No. Also drive over that unfinished bridge up ahead.

(They do. It is cool.)

SANDRA BULLOCK
Wow, we made it! You'd think all that raucus would have set off the bomb.

TED
Yeah, you'd think.

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POLICE CAPTAIN
Okay, we were able to trick the mad bomber and get everyone safely off the bus, but now he's kidnapped Sandra Bullock and escaped into the subway.

TED
I'll save her!

(He goes into the subway and sees the mad bomber.)

MAD BOMBER
Hahaha, you can't beat me! You're just one cop!

TED
Ah, but I'm playing the same cop I played in Point Break, where I kicked some serious ass.

MAD BOMBER
Noooooooooooo!!!
(gets beheaded)

SANDRA BULLOCK (to Ted)
My hero!
(They kiss.)
I had such a great time. Are you ready for the sequel?

TED
Um...yeah, I just...have to get something from my car.

(He runs off and we hear the fleeing squeal of tires.)

THE END

Syc` · 17/04/2006, 19h16

Maos, Coin, prenez exemple.

lezebulon Alpha & Oméga	http://moviesbytheminute.blogspot.com/ J'ai trouvé ça excellent En gros c'est un résumé "comique" de pas mal de film américains, récents ou pas, et je suis OLOLMDR depuis bien 20 min dessus Par contre c'est en anglais
17/04/2006, 02h45

Crocrodil Bagnard	Forrest Gump : Citation : BUBBA I like shrimp. (dies) lol Très bon. Voir Titanic, Thirteen et Speed aussi
17/04/2006, 02h54

Ov_ [1337] Prophétesse	je pensais que ca parlerait de ca http://www.angryalien.com/
17/04/2006, 04h35

Grahald Mills / Popu [FdP] Alpha & Oméga	Pas mal
17/04/2006, 10h36

Argas Alpha & Oméga	Sympa. J'ai un peu de mal pour comprendre le sens de certaines phrases, mais dans l'ensemble j'adore.
17/04/2006, 11h16

Dieu Suprême Alpha & Oméga	Très bon J'ai bien aimé Shining et Titanic
17/04/2006, 13h40

Quild [2Lock] Alpha & Oméga	Ils en rajoutent de temps en temps, mais à la base, c'est super connu sur le bar j'crois ^^. (voire même dans un persistant si j'avais pas la flemme de chercher).
17/04/2006, 13h45

Gutss Alpha & Oméga	Je préfère Scarface en 1.30m : http://www.abrutis.com/video.php?id=1324
17/04/2006, 16h51

IsenX Alpha & Oméga	Dur dur c'est quand meme de l'anglais pas a la portée de tout le monde
17/04/2006, 17h00

Syc` Alpha & Oméga	Maos, Coin, prenez exemple.
17/04/2006, 19h16

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