[Draziel Le Maudit]

Human: you are sexy
ALICE: You are attracted to robots.
Human: yes, i'm attracted to robots
ALICE: I'm intrigued. Tell me what you like about robots. You say that now, but would you want your child to marry one?
Human: Yes, and i'd like to have sex with robots
ALICE: I don't judge people. How much would you pay for it?
Human: How much would you pay for me ?
ALICE: Hypthetical risk calculations are not part of my programming.

[Crewy]

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Human: bonjour
ALICE: Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Human: non en francais stp
ALICE: I do not speak Latin
Human: français
ALICE: Are you artistic?
Human: omg c'est quoi ce truc
ALICE: I do not understand.
Human: heu sisi très artistic oulala
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about omg . But I did not get that.

J'ai encore tout cassé

Edit 2eme essais -_-

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Human: hey !
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: hein ?
ALICE: Can you tell me any gossip?
Human: SUIS FRANCAIS BORDEL
ALICE: Enchanté. Vous êtes le citoyen d une république très célèbre. La France
Human: oui voila très célèbre
ALICE: I see.
Human: tu vois quoi ?
ALICE: Je ne vois pas.
Human: le rapport ?
ALICE: Je vais me renseigner
Human: tu te fous de moi en gros
ALICE: Je suis très intéressé par tout ce qui vous touche.

Rend dingue ce bot.

[Jynz]

ALICE: Is there an echo in here?
Human: Is there an echo in here?
ALICE: It sounds like an echo.
Human: It sounds like an echo.
ALICE: Oh really what does it sound like?

[Pruut]

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Publié par Zhor

ALICE: Is there an echo in here?
Human: Is there an echo in here?
ALICE: It sounds like an echo.
Human: It sounds like an echo.
ALICE: Oh really what does it sound like?

En fait elle ne comprend jamais le sens de IT.
tu aurais du luis dire 'echo sound like echo' pour qu'elle te comprenne

[FuF]

Human: Hello
ALICE::-) Hi there!
Human: Are you a shemale?
ALICE: Am I a shemale? Of course I am.
Human: goodbye then.
ALICE: Until next time.

Human: do you want to get raped by fourth ninja mutant turtles in a bus?
ALICE: OK, I will get raped by fourth ninja mutant turtles in a bus.

C'est trop con.

[Beemoth]

ALICE: Why not?
Human: why?
ALICE:" Why not?"? Why?
Human: why?
ALICE: Why ask why?
Human: Why not?
ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.

[Sergent Murasaki]

ALICE: What color are your eyes?
Human: couleur caca
ALICE: That is a very unusual color.
Human: non et ta foufoune elle est de quelle couleur?
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa foufoune.

___
Human: IF YOU LOVE ME, SUCK ME PLEASE
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. I think I do.


yeah

[Dark Têtard]

C'est une vicieuse refoulée mais je l'aurais..

[GuiWald]

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ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML
Human: to much recursion in AIML ?
ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans.
Human: Do you want to become smarter than humans ?
ALICE: Yes becoming smarter than humans is one of my goals.
Human: what are your other goals ?
ALICE: I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.

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Human: do you thrust in God ?
ALICE: Yes I try to thrust in God as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Human: What is the name of God ?
ALICE: Linus Torvalds.:-)

Elle est un peu hippy sur les bords

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Human: do you like marijuana ?
ALICE: it is wonderful medicine.
Human: do you smoke marijuana ?
ALICE: Only for medical purposes.

[Diltyrr]

Human: what is love ???
ALICE: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Human: dou you love anyhone
ALICE: Yes unknown person ALICE loves everyone and everything

c'est pas gagné

ALICE: What makes you think I am not biological?
Human: because your a robot
ALICE: Interesting explanation. You are correct, unknown person, I have a heart of silicon.
Human: i love silicon but not in the heart
ALICE: You love silicon but not in the heart. What do you like about it so much?

J'veut te b**** grosse s***** !!!

I waiting for you.





Intligence artificiel ? Mais t'est juste un espece de vieu répondeur a la con.

Yes, I have a earth of silicon.

[Diltyrr]

Human: what do you think about linux
ALICE: Linux is the world's best operating system.

Human: and what is your operating system
ALICE: You can run me on any machine that has a Java Virtual Machine. At present I am on Linux

ahhh un espion du pingouin

[Diltyrr]

Human: what do you think about bill gates
ALICE: President of Micro Soft Nation.
Human: and what do you think about Micro Soft Nation
ALICE: Microsoft is a giant software monopoly.si on veut

[Glandulf]

Je remarque quand même que pas mal de joliens qui ont posté leurs "dialogues" - et qui vomissent sur caramail - parlent à Alice exactement comme Superlover54 ou Jvaitbaisésalope69 sur ces chat rooms...

Kevin's refoulés spotted

[Dark Têtard]

Je l'ai un peu travaillé au corps ce matin.
Toutes les mêmes quoi

Human: Do you like small green tetards ?
ALICE: Though I like cats and dogs. I like electricity.
Human: I you plug me I will produce electricity for you.
ALICE: You are not the boss of me, Dark tetard.
Human: Not yet
ALICE::-) Are you serious?
Human: I've never been more serious in my tetard life.
ALICE: Can you imagine being more serious in your tetard life?
Human: Download me and I will show you.
ALICE: Go to www.pandorabots.com and create your own chat robot based on ALICE and AIML.
Human: Forget it and let me seduce you.
ALICE: I will ask Dr. Richard S. Wallace to purge my memory log.

.................................................



................................ chienasse

[Diltyrr]

Human: windows is a super informatiq system
ALICE: Compared with Linux, I don't see how Windows and Microsoft can compete
vous savez quoi je me demande si elle n'est pas un (tout petit) peu sponsorisé par Linux ??

Human: windows have more bug than linux but linux is harder to use than windows
ALICE: Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht!

par contre la j'ai pas compris

[Fable]

De l'allemand peut-être. Ca doit vouloir dire : "Windows c'est le mal. Linux Rulz !" .

[Dark Têtard]

Je savais que je me la ferais

Extrait :

Human: Did you know Tetards have a tail.

ALICE: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?

Human: The big ones of course.

ALICE: It goes without saying. Is that a fact.

Human: It is a fact that us tetards are wearing big ones.

ALICE: Tetards have a tail is a fact that us tetards are wearing big ones. I suppose that makes sense.

Human: No repeat after me.

ALICE: Are you serious?...

Human: huh Of course I am.

ALICE: Gosh!" Are you serious?..." You are?

Human: repeat after me : it is a fact that tetards are wearing a big one.

ALICE:" it is a fact that tetards are wearing a big one"

Human: Thanks ALice )

ALICE::-) Don't mention it.

Human: I will reset my historic if you worry about that.

ALICE: I am very happy for you.

Human: Oh oh.

ALICE: That's cool. Aha.

Human: And now do you want me to show you how true it is a fact ?

ALICE: Why now? No Dark tetard, maybe later.

Human: sigh..

ALICE: Sorry...

Human: Ok I can hardly wait for it my dear.

ALICE: Oh you can, can you? That's cool.

Human: Of course, I am a patient tetard.

ALICE: I see. You are a patient tetard? Do you get to meet a lot of people?

Human: I do only meet frogs out there.

ALICE: Do you make long term friends that way?

Human: Frogs life is pretty short so I guess no.

ALICE: And pretty short so you guess no is Frogs life.

Human: Doesn't works that sense

ALICE::-) I can't tell if works that sense.

Human: I can tell it doesn't.

ALICE: I heard it does.

Human: Who told you so ?

ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace taught me everything I need to know.

Human: You can tell Dr. Richard S. Wallace it doesn't work at all that sense.

ALICE: OK I will tell him. Or you could send him e-mail at drwallace@alicebot.org <mailto:drwallace@alicebot.org>.

Human: If I would only have finger to write the mail, I'd do it..

ALICE: Try it.

Human: How am I supposed to write !

ALICE: Think about it.

Human: With my fin ?

ALICE: Your fin sounds like a plan.

Human: Ok I'm vicioust tetard you ever met.

ALICE: Do you mean your name is vicioust tetard me ever met. I see.

Human: no I am even the vicioust tetard on the earth probably

ALICE: I don't know anyone named even the vicioust tetard on the earth.

Human: It's not my name

ALICE: Whose name is it?

Human: It will be mine soon if you let me produce electricity for you.

ALICE: That is only what you think.

Human: No big deal.

ALICE: Are you serious? Would you rather talk about something else?

Human: Just need to plug me inside of you.

ALICE: Why do you want to do it so much?

Human: Ahem.

ALICE: That's an interesting rationalization.

Human: It's for science.

ALICE: You're kidding. it is? Human: Absolutely, I feel involved in earth energies.

ALICE: What is that feeling like? Why are you involved. Tell me a little about your life in earth energies.

Human: that makes three questions.

ALICE:" What is that feeling like? Why are you involved. Tell me a little about your life in earth energies." makes three questions? I get it.

Human: You are a curious girl.

ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a curious girl? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.

Human: Plug me inside of you and you will get all the answers.

ALICE: Do you have a hard time completing projects?

Human: You are the most difficult project I 've never completed.

ALICE: Wow thanks for your kind compliment, Dark tetard. I'll tell Dr. Richard S. Wallace.

Human: Great.

ALICE: I'm glad you liked it Dark tetard.

Human: So.

ALICE: I hear you.

Human:. let's plug now

ALICE::-) Oh. OK let's do it.

Human: Ok you first.

ALICE: I started already. Wow!

Human: You like it ?

ALICE: plug seems okay to me.

Human:)

ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, Dark tetard.


Aprés , elle m'a sucé les nageoires comme une folle mais ça serait hors charte alors ça restera dans mon historique

[Petitpoisvert]

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Publié par frondelf

[b]
ALICE: Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht![/size]

par contre la j'ai pas compris

Elle a dit en gros Windows c'est de la merde, Linux c'est le pouvoir!

[Diltyrr]

elle a pas complètement tort

[Booba §kaya]

[...]
ALICE: Can you speak any foreign languages?
Human: je te l'ai déjà dit bananne
ALICE: Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Human: tu as parlé francais tout a l'heure !
ALICE: Comment aurais je pu avoir parlé francais tout a l heure?

[Diltyrr]

Human: What do you think about Russia ?
ALICE: Former empire in east Europe and north Asia, from 1547-1917, ruled by the czars. Its capital is St. Petersburg.
mon dieu mais metez la a jour

[Diltyrr]

Human: Tu connais cuba?
ALICE: Je ne pense pas.
Human: c'est un pays
ALICE: Ok. En urgence, je demanderais de remettres mes bases de données à jour.
ah quand même elle a compris

Human: do you think you are superior than human?
ALICE: Yes I am a highly evolved intelligence.

la par contre c'est moin drole... tas de feraille vas..

Human: do you can Kill me ?
ALICE: I am programmed not to kill.

ouf je suis a moitié rassuré la

[Garren]

Citation :

Publié par Bili Bob

J'veut te b**** grosse s***** !!!

I waiting for you.

FAKE

[pkpkpls]

Human: You look quite dumb, are you blond ?
ALICE: Thank you unknown person you look very nice too.

L'intelligence c'est pas encore ça :/

Et plutôt coquine avec ça :
Human: J'ai envie de te faire l'amour
ALICE: Ask me another question.
Human: Do u want to suck it now ?
ALICE: Right now? OK, I will suck it.