[Funny] Anim flash sur notre futur incertain

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Voilà ce que j'ai pu comprendre. Il y a probablement des erreurs, mais j'ai la flemme d'y passer du temps



Ok.
So...
Here's the earth.
Chilling !
Damn, that's a sweet ??? I might say - round.

Alright
???
The ice capes melting
The meteor becoming increasingly close to us
The ozon air leaving
And the sun exploding
We're definetely going to blow ourselves up.

Ok.
So basically, we've got China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the UK and US.
With nukes.
We've got about twenty six-hundred more than anybody else. Whatever.

Anyway.
One day, we decide those "Chinese sons of bitches" are going down. So we launch a nuke at China.

While it's on its way, China's like:
"shit, shit, who the fuck is shooting us ?"
"Oh well, fire missiles !"

Then France is like:
"Shit guys, we've got the missiles, they're coming, fire our shit"
"But I'm le tired"
"Well, have a nap - then fire the missiles !"

Meanwhile, australia is down there like "W T F ?"
India, Israel, Pakistan launch their shits and now we've got missiles flying everywhere, passing each other.

Russia's like "aaah, Motherland"
Then England is like "'bout that time, eh, chaps ?"
"What is ?"

Now the US is like "fuck with the missiles"
Canada's like "What's going on, eh ?"
Australia's still like "W T F ?"
Moon's laughing at us and some huge meteor's like: "well, fuck that"

So. Now we've got a nuclear winter. Everyone's dead save australia. But they're still like "W T F ?"

But they'll be dead soon - fucking kangaroos !

But assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us californians just have to worry about California breaking up with the United States - to go hang up with Polynesia . Alaska's coming with us.

The end !
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Now the US is like "fuck with the missiles"
Je dirais "fuck we're dumbasses".

Mais bon je veux pas faire mon lourd qui corrige, alors je m'abstiendrais.
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Je dirais "fuck we're dumbasses".

Mais bon je veux pas faire mon lourd qui corrige, alors je m'abstiendrais.
Tu peux faire ton gros lourd, puisque tu as raison.
Pendant que tu y es, as-tu compris le début ?
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Lol, d'ou tu le sors pour ta part? Je l'ai construit avec le Sindarin de Tolkien for Dummies
Made in dictionnaire elfique
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