Le meilleur, c'est advice to parents en bas
. Does your teenager have acne? Masturbation often leads to excessive hormone production, which is the cause of acne. Very few teenagers who don't Masturbate have acne.
==> La vache, quand on voit la sortie du lycée, yen a qui doivent meme se masturber en classe!
4. Does your child listen to "Rock And Roll" music? If a teenager has rebelled against God far enough to listen to the Devil's music, then he or she has almost certainly rebelled enough to try Masturbation.
==> looool
7. Does your child wear fashionable clothing or hairstyles? If your child can't resist the peer pressure to look a certain way, he or she probably can't resist the peer pressure to Masturbate, either.
==> C bien, que tu sois un geek acnéique, un rebelz rockeur ou un brave djeunz tu te masturbes et faut te punir
5. Be sensible about the music your child listens to. There is hardly any music in existence that is really suitable, because anything with a "Rock," "Country" or "Gospel" beat to it (even if it is labeled "Christian!") is designed to incite sexual desire and summon demons from the Pit of Hell straight into your nice little Suburban home! (We have documentation on file for those of you who don't believe this.) Practically all music CDs, tapes or MP3 files in your child's possession must be destroyed, especially if they are by pornographic "Rap" artists such as Garth Brooks, Britney Spears or 'NSync. If you collaborate with your fellow Church-goers on this, the event can turn into a huge, festive Bonfire and prayer meeting!
==> Donc le gospel est une musique démoniaque. Là, je commence à avoir envie d'aller les egorger sanguinairement (forcement, j'ecoute du rock) pour les conneries balancées. (RQ, j'aime bien le rap qu'ils proposent : Britney Spears, NSync...)
6. Use corporal punishment. Spare the rod and spoil the child! Although outlawed by Socialists in many places, a good, sound thrashing has always been the best cure for the unruly child.
==> Je vais finir par vraiment avoir envie de les egorger
Un mail envoyé par un prof :
i am a professor of psychology. one of my students sent me the link for your web-site. i suspect you get a lot of email from folks who are searching the web for pornography. actually, a porn ad popped up on my screen when i entered your site. beware of that. most of your email is quite vicious. the people visiting it may not be those you want there, and so on. anyway, as a scientist, i must tell you that there is no scientific data to back up your arguements. if you want to make a more impressive arguement, i'd try to look at the current knowledge on the subject established by the scientific community. as it is....you sound uninformed, uneducated and uncredible.
Bref, une bande d'américains puritains, racistes (cf les dires sur le gospel), vraiment incultes, des déchets de l'humanité. On remarquera le nombre d'allusion à Bush. Ce genre de mecs me fait vraiment gerber...
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