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Tu es moche ? Tu es stupide ? Tu es perdu ?
N'aies pas peur, j'ai la solution.

Avec les Pick-up Lines (TM), tu vas être paré pour la Drague avec un grand D, comme dans Dalida.

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?

Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?

Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?

Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.

Hi, wanna fuck? (No!) Mind lying down while I do?

I am a magical being, take off your bra.

I love you. I want to marry you. Now let's fuck

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?

I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?

Sex is a killer...want to die happy?

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
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