You said I was a gimp, I was petrified,
You said that I would only live with mages by my side,
But then I spent so much time in OHN thinkin’ how you got me wrong, My template's strong, and I learned how to get along,
And now you're back, from portal space,
I just logged in to find you here with that red mask upon your face, Soon I'll learn to pick a lock, Cos I'll have reached level sixty, And the fact I specced in melee doesn't really bother me...
Go on now go, you XP-whore,
Just turn around now, you're not my patron anymore,
Weren’t you the one who called me "gimp" to make me cry,
Did you think I'd re-roll, think drudges would make me die?
Oh no not I, I will survive,
For as long as I'm able to self-buff I know I’ll stay alive, I've the warrior's life to live; I’ve a sword to kill things with, And I’ll survive, I will survive, Hey, Hey!
It took all the strength I had not to start again,
But a dagger's not as fun as a lightning ken
When you've spent so many nights at the Lugie Citadel -
Gigas die, cos I swing my sword up high!
And you'll see me, somebody new,
Not that inexperienced little n00b in need of buffs from you, And so you felt like droppin’ me, thought I'd be scared to be set free, But I saved up all my loyalty for a patron who cares for me....
Go now go, walk out the door,
Just turn around now, cause’ you're just an XP-whore,
I really love to sword-fight, and so I said goodbye,
Do you think that I regret this, now I make C-golems die?
Oh no not I, 'cos I survive,
For as long as I've my Diamond Shield I know I’ll stay alive,
I don't let monsters live, my Helm of Elements is active,
And I’ll survive, I will survive!!