[Eldarendil]

*Va tuer Dala*

[Dalamar]

Fait un sourire de cafard, soulève sa robe noire et s'enfuit en courant

[Meriador]

Tiens ? Vous ressortez les vieux machins du formol ?

[Mothra]

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Provient du message de Dalamar
Fait un sourire de cafard, soulève sa robe noire et s'enfuit en courant

A tout vu

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les boites de nuit sa marche vraiment pour la drague ????

Je m'en souviendrais toujours. Sous l'eclairage intimiste et clignotant rose de des néons de la boite de nuit. Les amortisseurs de la renault 12 grincaient tandis que je la besognais, prenant garde a lui maintenir le visage de coté pour ne pas qu'elle s'etouffe dans son vomi. Oui, ca marche, le bonheur esst dans le prés.

[Cartier]

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Tu veux que je te montre mon gros chat ?

[Grenouillebleue]

Tu es moche ? Tu es stupide ? Tu es perdu ?
N'aies pas peur, j'ai la solution.

Avec les Pick-up Lines (TM), tu vas être paré pour la Drague avec un grand D, comme dans Dalida.


Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?

Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?

Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?

Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.

Hi, wanna fuck? (No!) Mind lying down while I do?

I am a magical being, take off your bra.

I love you. I want to marry you. Now let's fuck

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?

I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?

Sex is a killer...want to die happy?

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.