[Humour] Grand Chef Pas de Caca !!

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Alors voila, je vous traduit cette belle blague de l'anglais j'ai toujours voulu la raconter sur le cc de ma guilde mais ca ferait un flood mechant donc je profite de ce forum alors voila :

C'est le grand Chef Indien qui debarque chez un toubib et lui dit :
Grand Chef Pas De Caca !!
le toubib ne comprend pas..
L'indien commence a gueuler en lui montrant ses fesses :
GRAND CHEF PAS DE CACA !! GRAND CHEF PAS DE CACA !!
Le toubib: ah t'es constipé? pas de problemes, prend une cueillerée de ce laxatif 3 fois par jour et reviens me voir demain..

Le Lendemain, le grand chef retourne furax chez le toubib en gueulant : GRAND CHEF PAS DE CACA !! GRAND CHEF PAS DE CACA !!
Le toubib: toujours constipé? relax l'ami, on double la dose,prend 2 cueillerées 3 fois par jour du laxatif et reviens me voir demain..

Le Surlendemain, le grand chef revient SUPER furax et commence a taper le toubib en criant : GRAND CHEF PAS DE CACA !! GRAND CHEF PAS DE CACA !!
Le toubib : hola!! Mollo l'ami. Bois toute la bouteille cette fois-ci et reviens me voir demain..

Le Sursurlendemain, c'est TOUTE la tribu du grand chef qui debarque chez le toubib et commence a detruire toute la clinique du toubib..
Le toubib : eh ! mais arretez ! qu'est-ce qui vous prend??
La Tribu : GRAND CACA PAS DE CHEF !!

(trop bien !!)
J'ai pas compris.
rah j'aurais du mettre un spoiler pour Hot Stuff

(lis la derniere phrase Grand Caca Plus de Chef si tu veux mais ca abime la blague (en anglais c'est : Big chief no caca ) si tu te marres toujours pas ben euh.../surrender :/ bouhou)
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On peut la réexpliquer ? :/
C'est juste que ça perd à la traduction, alors il suffit de la traduire en anglais pour comprendre.

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Couler dans tes veines
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There was once an African Chief. He was very constipated. After trying all the traditional medicines (shaman, witch doctor and what have you), he sent a runner to the nearest White man town to get him some White medicine to cure him.
The runner reached the White Man's village after a days run and knocked on the White doctor's door. The door opened and the doctor asked, "Yes?"

Not being very fluent in English, the runner said, "Big Chief - No Shit, Big Chief - No Shit."

The doctor understood the problem and gave him a couple of laxative tablets and said, "Take to chief. Eat immediately. Drink water."

The runner took the tablets and delivered them to the Chief. The Chief swallowed the tablets and waited for a day. Still constipated, he sent the runner back to the White Man's village, asking for a bigger dose.

The runner reached the White doctor's office, knocked on the door and said, "Big Chief - No Shit, Big Chief - No Shit."

This time the White doctor, a little surprised that the laxatives had not done their job, sent back 4 tablets that were twice as effective as the first ones. He told the runner, "Take to Chief. Swallow immediately. Drink lots of water. Eat bananas".

The runner delivered the tablest to the Chief, who immediately swallowed them. Still constipated, the agonized Chief sent the runner back, asking for more powerful drugs.

The runner reached the White doctor's office in the middle of the night, knocked on the door and said, "Big Chief - No Shit, Big Chief - No Shit."

The White doctor was annoyed. So he gave the runner 1 small powerful tablet. This laxative was meant for horses and told him "Take to Chief. Swallow immediately. Drink lakes of water!"

Several months went by and the White doctor never heard from the runner. He was intrigued as to what had happened.

One day on a safari, he came across the runner that had taken the tablets to the Chief. He immediately stopped his vehicle and asked the runner "How is your Big Chief?"

The runner hesitated for a moment, then spoke, "Big Shit - No Chief, Big Shit - No Chief."
En fait, elle est tout simplement pas drôle
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