La drague selon Wheel of time (pour initiés seulement)

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Ce post n'aura probablement aucun sens pour ceux qui n'ont jamais lu Wheel of Time, de Robert Jordan.

Pour les autres, ces pick-up lines devraient vous plaire...



Rand: Want to see my sword that's not a sword?

Loial: Who ever said I put a short handle on my axe?

Mat: I'm talented with the Old Tongue.

Nynaeve: Kiss me or I'll box your ears.

Min: Oh, wait, I see us getting together.

Anyone to a Green: I'm a man.

Galad: Look at me.

Whitecloak: Walk in the Light, but with those legs it'll be difficult.

Domani: (Like they need a line.)

Shia'neran: Duty is heavier than a mountain, and what a pair of mountains you have.

Rand: I have real staying power, I am He Who Comes with the Dawn.

Nynaeve: Want to pull my braid?

Loial: Thats not a BOOK in my pocket.

Dark One: I CAN GIVE YOU EXCTASY WITH THE SOUND OF MY VOICE. BEHOLD MY ALL-CAPS POWER

Red Sister: I have a whole lot of experience tying up men.

Narg: Narg no hurt.

Ogier: That's right. We take a looooong time to do everything.

Perrin: My eyes aren't the only things that glow in the dark.

Loial: Um, um, my mother told me to tell you I think you have nice ears.

Egwene: I've ridden Bela. Now's your turn

Berelain: Hello

Lanfear: I'm not called the "Daughter of the Night" for nothing.

Thom: I'm a master of Daes Daemar, among other things. Care for a little intrigue?

Graendal: I can make you bend over backwards.

Siuan, Elaida or Egwene: I grant you permission to touch the Amyrlin's Seat.

Lan: When I look at you, my face isn't the only thing that resembles a rock.

Swordmaster: Wanna Dance the Forms with me? I know how to Part the Silk!

Mat: I'm really good with the Old Tongue. Try me.

Asha'man: The taint may be gone, but I'm still mad in bed.

Perrin: I have to hold my axe haft with both hands.

Rand: Wanna see my black tower?

Certaines m'ont fait rire.
J'ai honte
Lien direct vers le message - Vieux 06/05/2003, 00h57
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En même temps on peut pas dire que tout ce qui concerne les relations hommes/femmes soit la meilleure partie de la Roue du Temps.
Certes le dessin de couverture ne traite pas excessivement des relations hommes/femmes.
Lien direct vers le message - Vieux 06/05/2003, 05h40
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En même temps on peut pas dire que tout ce qui concerne les relations hommes/femmes soit la meilleure partie de la Roue du Temps.
Au contraire, ça me fait systématiquement sourire.
Les relations entre Perrin et Faile me font penser que ce brave Jordan a une grande expérience des femmes de tête.

J'adore, personnellement
Lien direct vers le message - Vieux 06/05/2003, 12h16
lol ^^

J'ai pas lu les books, mais je m'initie au jeu de Role. Meme si en ce moment nous jouons dans un cycle futur (ya pas Rand et tt ca, ya plus d'Aes Sedai - pas sur de l'orthographe - ni de Warder, etc...), j'ai été mis au courant, étant la réincarnation d'un des héros ^^

/me est le meilleur archer des terres connues, et le meilleur bretteur.
Lien direct vers le message - Vieux 06/05/2003, 14h41
Wheel of Time... génial ça ^^

Ce qui me fait me rendre compte que j'avais jamais réalisé que le jdr Wheel of Time était tiré de La Roue du Temps de Robert Jordan...

Promis, je vais me pendre !
Lien direct vers le message - Vieux 06/05/2003, 14h50
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Il y a un JdR Wheel of time ?
Grblblbl...

Oué, en systeme D20.

et ya meme un JCC je crois, mais bon...

/ps : dites le moi si ca dérange que le lien soit vers un site commercial
Lien direct vers le message - Vieux 06/05/2003, 17h36
Les relations hommes-femmes dans Wheel of Time:




One pretty woman means fun at the dance. Two pretty women mean trouble in the house. Three pretty women mean run for the hills.
-Abel Cauthon

When a woman says she will obey you, of her own will, it is time to sleep lightly and watch your back.
-Asmodean, to Rand al'Thor

Men always believe they are in control of everything around them. When they find out they are not, they think they have failed, instead of learning a simple truth women already know.
-Aviendha

My mother always told me the best way to learn to deal with a man was to learn to ride a mule. She said they have about equal brains most of the time.Sometimes the mule is smarter.
-Egwene al'Vere

If a woman does need a hero, she needs him today, not tomorrow.
-Egwene al'Vere

Women do not become exhausted, they only exhaust others.
-Elder Haman

Men fight when they should run, and fools fight when they should run. But I had no need to say it twice.
-Faile Bashere

I'll not have you bleeding to death on me. That would be just like you, to die and leave me the work of burying you. You have no consideration.
-Faile, to Perrin

As well try to understand the sun, Perrin. It simply is, and it is not to be understood. You cannot live without it, but it exacts a price. So with women.
-Gaul

Only a fool thinks a lion or a woman can truly be tamed.
-Lews Therin Telamon

Most women will shrug off what a man would kill you for, and kill you for what a man would shrug off.
-Lews Therin Telamon

Kittens tangle your yarn, men tangle your wits, and it's as easy as breathing for both.
-Lini

It is one of the things men are for, taking the blame. They usualy deserve it even if you don't know how.
-Lini

Dance well with a woman and she's halfways yours. Just don't trip.
-Mat Cauthon


Even if the world is ending, a woman will take time to tell a man something he's done wrong.
-Mat Cauthon

Never kiss a girl whose brothers have knife scars.
-Mat Cauthon

There are only two times a woman admits she is wrong: when she wants something and when her friends want something.
-Mat Cauthon

I don't care who girls thump so long as it is not me.
-Mat to Rand

Fall in love with a man, and you end up doing laundry, even if it does belong to another man.
-Min Farshaw

Rand al'Thor...is a mule-headed, stonewilled, fool of a...a...a man!
-Moiraine Damodred

Nobody tells us how to be men. We just are. (Perrin Aybara)
No wonder you make such a mess at it (Faile)

The more women there are about, the softer a wise man steps.
-saying in Arad Doman

Men believe the worst easily, and women believe it hides something still darker.
-saying in the Two Rivers

The Creator made women to please the eye and trouble the mind.
-saying in the Two Rivers

A man is the easiest animal to put on a leash, and the hardest to keep leashed.
-Siuan Sanche

A woman will kill you for half the reason of a man, but cry twice as hard afterward.
-Thom Merrilin

Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy, or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.
-Thom Merrilin

Oh, I do remember you. The one with the flaming mouth. Ragan thought you could skin and butcher a bloody bull at ten paces with your tongue. Chaena and Nangu thought fifty.
-Uno, to Nynaeve al'Meara
Lien direct vers le message - Vieux 08/05/2003, 12h23
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Il y a un JdR Wheel of time ?
Oui très sympa comme jeu

Mon Aes Sedai essaye de survivre dans ce monde de trollocs.
Lien direct vers le message - Vieux 13/05/2003, 21h36
Message roleplay
* Sourit à ces évocations appelant quelques images, quelques souvenirs, dans un esprit torturé *

Voici ma sentence favorite You are a worm.

Mais je ne 'draguerais' nulle mortelle avec ces mots, même la Fille de la Nuit ne parviendrait pas à canaliser la rage qui me dévore.

Poussières.

Yes, Betrayer of Hope. They gave me the name to revile me, but I will yet make them kneel and worship it.
Lien direct vers le message - Vieux 13/05/2003, 22h18
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