[Baluchon Chonchon]

Pour ceux qui connaissent Frank Zappa, Compositeur multi-instrumentiste de GENIE, provoquant a souhait, voici qq textes de lui, criticant les Amerlocks (il en a fait sur les francais aussi )

Bobby Brown:

Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I'm dressin' sharp 'n' I'm
actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her

Oh God I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
An' I'm a handsome sonofabitch
I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich

(get a good
get a good
get a good
get a good job)

Women's Liberation
Came creepin' across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say "when"
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the American dream
But now I smell like Vaseline
An' I'm a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady...I don't know which

(I wonder wonder
wonder wonder)

So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doin' radio promo
An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually me 'n' a friend
Sorta drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
'Long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God I am the American dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An' I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin', "Thank you, Fred!"
Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic!
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin down,
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin down, etc.

[Baluchon Chonchon]

... bon ben moi ca me fait bien marrer ....

Pis je reponds a mon post, j'ai l'air moins con

[Meldon]

Mais non t'as pas l'air... heu rien, à la prochaine

[hasimir]

c bien du baluchon

[Messer]

Citation :

Provient du message de Baluchon Chonchon
Oh God I am the American dream
But now I smell like Vaseline

Poete en plus

[GdG]

Citation :

Provient du message de Messer
Poete en plus

*pince les tetons de Messer*

pouet-pouet

Désolé, j'ai pas pu m'en empêcher...

Ok...

[Messer]

PAF PAF