[Silenter]

ben voilà,c'est tout les Monty Python ça
bonne lecture...

Citation :

From Terry Jones (Monty Python) in the Observer late last month:

I'm really excited by George Bush's latest reason for bombing Iraq:
he's running out of patience. And so am I! For some time now I've
been really pissed off with Mr Johnson, who lives a couple of doors down the street.

Well, him and Mr Patel, who runs the health food shop. They both
give me queer looks, and I'm sure Mr Johnson is planning
something nasty for me, but so far I haven't been able to discover what. I've been round to his place a few times to see what he's up to,but he's got everything well hidden. That's how devious he is.

As for Mr Patel, don't ask me how I know, I just know - from very
good sources - that he is, in reality, a mass murderer. I have
leafleted the street telling them that if we don't act first, he'll
pick us off one by one.
Some of my neighbours say, if I've got proof, why don't I go to the police? But that's simply ridiculous. The police will say that they need evidence of a crime with which to charge my neighbours.
They'll come up with endless red tape and quibbling about the rights and wrongs of a pre-emptive strike and all the while Mr Johnson will be finalising his plans to do terrible things to me, while Mr Patel will be secretly murdering people. Since I'm the only one in the street with a decent range of automatic firearms, I reckon it's up to me to keep the peace.
But until recently that's been a little difficult. Now, however,
George W. Bush has made it clear that all I need to do is run out of patience, and then I can wade in and do whatever I want!

That's why I want to blow up Mr Johnson's garage and kill his wife and children. Strike first! That'll teach him a lesson. Then he'll
leave us in peace and stop peering at me in that totally unacceptable way.
Mr Bush makes it clear that all he needs to know before bombing
Iraq is that Saddam is a really nasty man and that he has weapons of mass destruction - even if no one can find them.

I'm certain I've just as much justification for killing Mr Johnson's
wife and children as Mr Bush has for bombing Iraq. Mr Johnson and Mr Patel are just the tip of the iceberg. There are dozens of other people in the Street who I don't like and who - quite frankly - look at me in odd ways. No one will be really safe until I've wiped them all out. My wife says I might be going too far but I tell her I'm simply using the same logic as the President of the United States. That shuts her up.

Like Mr Bush, I've run out of patience, and if that's a good enough reason for the President, it's good enough for me. I'm going to give the whole street two weeks - no, 10 days - to come out in the open and hand over all aliens. And interplanetary hijackers, galactic outlaws and interstellar terrorist masterminds, and if they don't hand them over nicely and say 'Thank you', I'm going to bomb the entire street to kingdom come.

It's just as sane as what George W. Bush is proposing - and, in
contrast to what he's intending, my policy will destroy only one
street.

[Silenter]

est-ce qu'un modo bienveillant pourrait déplacer ce post sur la Taverne car je pense qu'il aura plus de succès...

merci

[Made In Marseyes]

Tu insinues qu'ici on sait pas traduire l'anglais ?

[Silenter]

du tout,je pensais juste avoir plus de réactions...

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[Frère YoshiYuki]

Ahaha il est sympa.

Mais bon, le gars est plus parano que psychopathe dans le cas présent.

Bon contraste et surtout, jolie dénonciation sous couvert d'humour british.

J'ai bien aimé. mais bon, il fait les choses à moitié s'il ne veut que pulvériser la rue ^^

[Silenter]

Citation :

Provient du message de Lumina
Réaction : peux-tu changer ta signature pour ne pas y mettre de vulgarités s'il te plaît ? Merci.

je suppose que tu ne rigoles pas??

je m'en doutais...

non,je ne changerai pas ma signature,et ce n'est pas par anarchie que je refuse,mais bien par souci culturel...

cette phrase,qui contient un mot synonyme de "testicules",est une réplique qui vient d'une pièce de théâtre que j'ai vue récemment,retraçant la vie de Pier Paolo Pasolini,poète des cendres...

libre à toi de la censurer,mais je n'en ferai rien,je trouverais ça même dommage...

[Azatoth]

Citation :

Publié par Silenter

du tout,je pensais juste avoir plus de réactions...

A ton service

En provenance du bar.

[Nikkau]

Citation :

Publié par Hot Stuff Brown

En provenance du bar.

Après tant de temps?

C'est méchant au passage, j'ai cru au retour de YY, puis j'ai vu Lumina, et j'ai regarder la date :/ .

Ah mince j'ai fais ça machinalement, désolé.

[kariboubou]

Y'a d'autres textes de ce style dans son bouquin:

[Railgun]

Ca c'est du remontage de post